sounds like a derry girls episode
Very christian grandma: “What you got there?”
Granddaughter holding her gf hand: “a protestant”
Absolutely cackling
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Just dudes bein bros
remember being a kid just blissed out and utterly hypnotized by the home depot fountain displays
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as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life
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I’m gonna do to catholicism what tumblr witches did to witchcraft
Time for emoji communion
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Through him, with him, in him, in the unity of the Holy Spirit, all glory and honour is yours, almighty Father, forever and ever.
(Amen)
Likes to confess, reblogs to absolve
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